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- Conservatives: Dumber than they think.
- Liberals: Not as smart as they think they are.
- Centrists: More apathetic than they feel themselves to be.
- Anarchists: Less capable of enacting their philosophies than they’d like to admit.
- Communists: More capable of enacting their philosophies than they’d like to admit.
- Socialists: Weaker than they’d like to admit.
- Fascists: More fragile than they’d like to admit.
- Feminists: Less feminist than they’d like to admit.
- Evangelicals: Hornier then they’d like to admit.
- Environmentalists: Use more plastic than they’d like to admit.
- Apathetic: Care more than they’d like to admit.
- Libertarians: Would be angrier at the breakdown of useful institutions more than they’d like to admit.
- Catholics: Less Catholic than they’d like to admit.
- Anti-Zionists and Zionists: Less of an idea of what it’s like to live in the places they have opinions about than they’d like to admit.
- Tech utopians: More evil than they’d like to admit.
- Hippies: More aware of their odor than they’d like to admit.
- WASPs: More racist than they’d admit in public.
- Trump supporters: More Daddy issues than they’d ever contemplate.
