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liberals: believe in ritualistic collective obedience to save lives but not willing to pay taxes required 4 universal healthcare
neocons: style tryna bomb Iran, Bolton2024
trumpists: [in bogart voice] we’ll always have… Par — 4 miles of the wall
progressives: #cancelfreespeech
antifa: very fa
fascists: very anti fa
berniebros: still rakin’ in their tech paychecks
evangelicals: wasn’t the new supreme court supposed to turn us back to 1836?
it’s a beautiful country!!!1
