2019 Me: Who’s there?
2020 Me: Hey dude’s, it’s future Me.
2019 Me: Sweet, what’s up?
2020 Me: Well…
2019 Me: Oh shit…
2020 Me: Yeah it’s bad…
2019 Me: OH FUCK. What? Is —
2020 Me: Yeah Kobe is dead.
2019 Me: Nooo. That’s the worst thing.
2020 Me: No no no. It’s not. Everyone is on lockdown from a terrible virus that you’ll also get and you can’t be in New York or have sex or no one can and 30 million people lost their jobs and Trump is telling people to drink bleach.
2019 Me: Ok ok but Bernie’s noble candidacy is going strong last I checked!
2020 Me: Yes until the DNC pulled some strings… and …
2019 Me: Mayor Pete oh…
